Chris M. Ferguson

I’ve just recently bought a new MacBook last Friday.  I love it.  I endorse it.  But a problem arose — a problem I didn’t have to face when I had iTunes on my Windows XP.

The music stutters — pausing and playing and pausing… pausing some more until you’re ready to trash the thing.  I know hundreds of people are facing the thing by visiting every forum that ever hosted a post on this problem.

Most people solved it — on their Windows.  No one was really able to banish the problem completely from their Mac.

So I took matters into my own hands, yes, I, Chris M. Ferguson, solved the Stuttering Problem on iTunes.  And this is what you do:

1. Go to APPLICATIONS.  Hunt down iTunes.

2. Right click it or whatever and click on SHOW PACKAGE CONTENTS.

3. Stare the CONTENTS folder right in it’s eyes, smirk at it’s Rickets-infested body and drag that sonuvabitch into the TRASH BIN.

4. Then repeat with the actual iTUNES icon.  Don’t worry, your music will remain in the music folder.

5. Then reinstall iTUNES from the Apple website or from the CD if you have it — don’t matter.

And HUZZAH!  Done Dead Deal.  Never worry about it again.

Stay Douchey, My Spicy Chicken Peeps!  Be back soon.