Fat Kid aka Will Jones teaches you how to exercise in his “Stud Muffin” shirt in his living room. This video just hit this week and I’m assuming his classmates just ripped him a new asshole. It’s probably the funniest thing I’ve seen on Internet Land and that’s saying a lot, My Spicy Chicken Peeps.

I’d also recommend checking out the Dugg comments.  Priceless.

Lucious Taequinius Superbus.

Superbus.

Holy shit. Came across this while doing research for Old Rome project.

If you have a problem with Bill Hicks… step the fuck out.

Oh yes:

“I have examined all the known superstitions of the world, and I do not find in our particular superstition of Christianity one redeeming feature. They are all alike founded on fables and mythology..”

– Thomas Jefferson

God, I’m tired. Wrapping up a few scripts, drafts of other scripts, outlining new stuff, work tomorrow at eight in the morn’, don’t have a car yet. Ugh. Tomorrow there’ll be an ice prick with my brain on it.

Gimme your ammunition because I just don’t have enough for the stupid creatures posing as humans teeming on this earth.

The director, Romain Gavras, will rock French cinema within the next five years.

Stephen Sackur is an ass.  It seems that no one can have a real civilized debate with Dawkins and it just makes them look like they’re out for blood because someone is challenging their faith.  Good journalism and interviews are not about getting personal or salivating like bellicose bloodhounds.  Just spend a few hours watching Dawkins talk about Atheism and “faith-heads”.  I love that word.

Helene Bertha Amalie “Leni” Riefenstahl (August 22, 1902 – September 8, 2003) was a German film director, dancer and actress widely noted for her aesthetics and innovations as a filmmaker. Her most famous film was Triumph des Willens (Triumph of the Will), a propaganda film made at the 1934 Nuremberg congress of the Nazi Party. Riefenstahl’s prominence in the Third Reich along with her personal friendships with Adolf Hitler and Joseph Goebbels thwarted her film career following Germany’s defeat in World War II, after which she was arrested but never convicted of war crimes.^[1]

The propaganda value of her films made during the 1930s repels most commentators but many film histories cite the aesthetics as outstanding.^[2][3][4] After her death the Associated Press described Riefenstahl as an “acclaimed pioneer of film and photographic techniques.”^[5] Der Tagesspiegel newspaper in Berlin noted, “Leni Riefenstahl conquered new ground in the cinema.”^[6] The BBC said her documentaries “were hailed as groundbreaking film-making, pioneering techniques involving cranes, tracking rails, and many cameras working at the same time.”^[7] Reviewer Gary Morris called Riefenstahl “an artist of unparalleled gifts, a woman in an industry dominated by men, one of the great formalists of the cinema on a par with Eisenstein or Welles.”^[8] Riefenstahl later published her still photography of the Nuba tribes in Africa and made films of marine life.

She was one of the first film makers to use tracking shots in a documentary, placing a camera on rails to follow the athletes’ movement. Riefenstahl’s work on Olympia has been cited as a major influence in modern sports photography.^[15]

In his book The Story of Film film scholar Mark Cousins claims, “Next to Orson Welles and Alfred Hitchcock, Leni Riefenstahl was the most technically talented Western film maker of her era.”

From Wikipedia

I love this piece because there’s a story in there.  I could construct a story about it but it won’t matter ’cause it’s story is already written into the painting

More?

A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.

Authorities also seized a computer that shows he searched Web sites for making bombs, a shotgun, carbon dioxide canisters, “hundreds and hundreds” of matchsticks, and more cassette tapes that they have not yet heard, Townsend said.

Let him kill himself, don’t let him take an entire school with him. We don’t need another sperm bomb running around.

CNN

You’re not entitled to your opinion if you’re wrong, fucko.

This guy is probably a convicted pedo in about 30 countries but he has some amazing artwork.

Trevor Brown

(I’m posting tame ones by the way so stroll in with caution; my favorite piece is ‘penis-head’!)

What if Nazis went on strike during the Holocaust for higher wages?  Imagine how different Germany and WW2 would’ve been.